[0864] Deadbeat Dad
Sandra: You don’t spend a lot of time with your kits… Woo: You think? I’m rather surprised that Lily lets me stick around at all. Woo: Usually, female raccoons even chase away the fathers who do show...
View Article[0865] Quality Journalism
DoubleGameBro: Today we’re taking a look at the new mod “Verdun 1916” for “Stardew Valley”! Grandpa: Hey, that’s the guy who always eats cats for lunch, isn’t it?! Cloud: Double GameBro eats cats,...
View Article[0866] Dating Tips For Girls, Part 1 Of 4
Cardboard heart: Dating tips for girls by Larisa Sticker: Part 1 of 4 Larisa: You can tell that they’re great based on the fact that they’re from me. Larisa: Contrary to popular belief, boys aren’t...
View Article[0867] Dating Tips For Girls, Part 2 Of 4
Cardboard heart: Dating tips for girls by Larisa Sticker: Part 2 of 4 Larisa: Understand that many boys are just as shy and insecure as girls. Laverne: I really like you, Henrik. Henrik: Where’s the...
View Article[0868] Dating Tips For Girls, Part 3 Of 4
Cardboard heart: Dating tips for girls by Larisa Sticker: Part 3 of 4 Larisa: For the first date, it’s better not to go to the cinema. Sitting silently next to each other for two hours isn’t...
View Article[0869] Dating Tips For Girls, Part 4 Of 4
Cardboard heart: Dating tips for girls by Larisa Sticker: Part 4 of 4 Larisa: Boys have different standards of beauty. There is a chance that you’re some boy’s dream girl. Ribbon: MISS UNIVERSE Boy:...
View Article[0870] When You See It, …
This one will fly over the heads of some people… Sandra: As the queen of this country, it’s– Sandra: HWWW Woo: Are you okay? Sandra: I don’t know… I’ve suddenly been filled with an overwhelming fear of...
View Article[0871] Gone Girl
Richard: Sandra, are you up for a game of chess? Richard: Sandra, did you hear me? Richard: Sandra? Caption: Where is Sandra? Did she really go to a better place (Equestria) or did something else...
View ArticleRaccoon power!
Years ago, I wrote large parts of the Wikipedia article about the raccoon. Today, one fact from it received 54.8k points on the Today I Learned (TIL) community on reddit. Very cool.
View Article[0874] Under A Killer Balloon: Gone Girl, Page 3
Sandy South: The case is crystal clear, Qoo! Qoo: It is? Well, yes, I guess it is. Sandy South: The girl was last seen in Tony’s Pizzeria. That’s proof that she’s currently being held in the...
View ArticleThe Biting Pears of Salamanca
For April Fools, the artists of DeviantArt drew their own versions of Ursula Vernon’s masterpiece The Biting Pear of Salamanca: Here is my personal top 10. You can find many more in my pear collection...
View ArticleThree new pieces of fanart
I found three new pieces of Sandra and Woo fanart: by Robert Lodge by AveryDoodles by Elzerei
View Article[0875] Under A Killer Balloon: Gone Girl, Page 4
Sandy South: Isabella?! Isabella Casale: Sandra?! Isabella Casale: What are you doing here? Sandy South: Uhhhh… Sandy South: I’m trying to find myself. Isabella Casale: In our basement? Sandy South:...
View Article[0876] Under A Killer Balloon: Gone Girl, Page 5
Sandy South: I heard you crying. Is something wrong? Isabella Casale: It’s because of daddy… Sandy South: Your father? What about him? Isabella Casale: He… he always forces me to do things that are...
View Article[0877] Under A Killer Balloon: Gone Girl, Page 6
Caption: Earlier that day. Isabella Casale: Ahhh! An original Neapolitan pizza! Tony Casale: What the hell is that?!! Tony Casale: Where are the freaking pineapples?! The customer ordered Hawaiian...
View Article[0878] Under A Killer Balloon: Gone Girl, Page 7
I feel the need to clarify two things: – I didn’t know that Hawaiian pizza has currently been discussed somewhere else on the net. – I personally like Hawaiian pizza. It’s not my favorite topping, but...
View Article[0879] Under A Killer Balloon: Gone Girl, Page 8
Sandy South: Disgusting, Qoo, absolutely disgusting. Sandy South: Child abuse right out in the open. And everybody’s looking away! Sandy South: Let’s go home, Qoo. There’s nothing we can do here...
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