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[0837] The Divine Comedy, Page 34: Part 9
Next. Meanwhile, the KILLER DIGGER has untangled itself. Since it’s now even closer to SANDRA, shooting a rocket at it may now also harm SANDRA. You have to think of something else if you don’t want to...
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[0837] The Divine Comedy, Page 34: Part 10
Take Gorbachev keyring out of backpack. You take the GORBACHEV GRENADE out of your backpack. However, the KILLER DIGGER is also too close to SANDRA to safely throw a grenade at it. > Create a crafty...
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[0837] The Divine Comedy, Page 34: Part 11
This page is based on the idea and great sketch provided by our reader Puyon. Create a crafty decoy. Using your PAINT BRUSH (WITH PAINT), you create a crafty DECOY from your GORBACHEV GRENADE by making...
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[0837] The Divine Comedy, Page 34: Part 12
Throw Gorbachev grenade. You throw the GORBACHEV GRENADE past the KILLER DIGGER. As expected from Tesla’s buggy software relying on questionable sensory input, the KILLER DIGGER confuses the DECOY for...
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[0837] The Divine Comedy, Page 34: Part 13
Next. Thinking it’s the real SANDRA, the KILLER DIGGER runs over the GORBACHEV GRENADE. The resulting explosion shreds it to pieces. You destroyed the KILLER DIGGER! Your ARTISTRY increases by one...
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[0837] The Divine Comedy, Page 34: Part 14
Jump over the chasm. That’s a long jump for someone with such a low DEXTERITY as you. Do you really want to jump over the chasm? > Ask the boy scouts for help.
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[0837] The Divine Comedy, Page 34: Part 15
Ask the boy scouts for help. It takes you a while to grab the attention of the BOY SCOUTS who are still enthralled by the naked photos on your SAMSUNG PHONE. They only start to listen attentively after...
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[0837] The Divine Comedy, Page 34: Part 16
Use rope on chasm. Despite your low DEXTERITY, you manage to reach the other end of the chasm. The accusation that this is only the case because NOVIL doesn’t want to spend even more time on this...
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[0837] The Divine Comedy, Page 34: Part 17
Use carbon rod on rubble. Using the CARBON ROD (INANIMATE) as leverage, you manage to lift the wall plate lying on top of SANDRA’S leg a few centimeters. After a few seconds, SANDRA is able to stand...
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[0839] The Divine Comedy, Page 36
Caption: Some time later. Larisa: Owwww… my arm. Firefighter #1: There’s a girl! Firefighter #2: Dammit! It’ll take hours to get her out of there! Larisa: Is that a… fire?!!
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[0840] The Divine Comedy, Page 37
Larisa: Sandra! Sandra: Liz… Larisa: Are you all right?! Sandra: Owww… Paramedic: She only has a mild concussion and a few bruises. She’ll be well again in no time! Paramedic: Now let me have a look...
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[0842] The Divine Comedy, Page 39 (Deus Ex Machina)
The Devil: You can’t pass judgement on Sandra! I’ve always played by the rules! Thomas J. God: Upper management says otherwise! Thomas J. God: You’ve clearly violated § 1,612,864 s. 4(1) of the Holy...
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[0843] The Divine Comedy, Page 40
Odin: You put the blame on me for manipulating the driver’s logbook!! Thomas J. God: That was only a simple misunderstanding! Odin: WAARGH!! Thomas J. God: Ouch. The Devil: Odin, old friend, you come...
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They were laughing when Donald Trump promised…
… to make anime real. So, who’s laughing now?! Checkmate, liberals! I don’t understand why they made the ad so depressing. I think that it’s a neat concept which should not only appeal to...
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[0844] The Divine Comedy, Page 41
Larisa: I came as fast as I could. Is there a problem? The Devil: There was. But Odin already sorted it out for us. Odin: Now back to Valhalla and– Manager: Odin, I don’t think I have to list all the...
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[0845] The Divine Comedy, Page 42
Caption: John Medley: 43 years old, Accountant, father of two, baseball fan, … Seeoahtlahmakaskay: Hi, John. The human god had an “accident” and now humanity needs a new one. Does that sound like...
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[0846] The Divine Comedy, Page 43
There are five new polls that appear randomly in the voting widget on the left sidebar: What’s your opinion of 2016? How many visual novels have you played so far? How many other countries have you...
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[0847] The Divine Comedy, Page 44
Seeoahtlahmakaskay: Gotcha! Angel: EEEK! Seeoahtlahmakaskay: That’s for 1914 to 1945! Angel: Child molestation! Child molestation! Seeoahtlahmakaskay: You’re older than this planet, you little piece...
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