[0824] The Divine Comedy, Page 22

• Caption: Saturday morning.
• Larisa: Lucifer!
• The Devil: And I brought someone!
• Larisa: Steve Jobs!

• Larisa: Good morning, Mr. Jobs! It’s an honor to–
• Steve Jobs: Look out!

• The Devil: Reducing your thickness to 6.8 millimeters was not “magical,” Steve, just stupid.
• Steve Jobs: Blasphemy!
• Larisa: I’m so sorry, Mr. Jobs!