[1153] Brähmer Coefficient

• Sandra: Today, we’d like to introduce you to a brand new social concept, the Brähmer coefficient Θ. It describes the physical distance between two people in terms of their personal core value.
• Woo: Brähmer coefficient?
• Sandra: I can assure you that this has absolutely nothing to do with the generous donation we recently received from Brähmer Metallverarbeitung GmbH, the leading manufacturer of ring head cylindrical pins!
• Woo: That’s good to know!

• Ye Thuza: My family means everything to me.
• Caption: Θ = 0.01

• George Best: I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
• Caption: Θ = 0.1

• Woman: I’m a happy social justice warrior.

• Woman: … Anyone?!
• Man: I’m sexually attracted to Saturn.
• Caption: Θ = 1000000