[0806] The Divine Comedy, Page 5

• Larisa: I’d do anything to save Sandra!

• Larisa: Nevertheless, I find the prospect of eternal damnation in hell not very tempting.
• The Devil: Don’t worry. Imprisoning your precious soul in the Pillar of the Damned would be a great waste.

• The Devil: I have other plans with it.
• Larisa: Which would be?

• The Devil: After your death, you’ll have to serve me as a succubus!
• Larisa: As a succubus?

• The Devil: Yes. Your duty will be to debauch innocent young men to a dissolute life full of sex, drugs and dubstep.

• The Devil: May your countless conquests fuel the eternal fire of hell until it engulfs all of Elysium!

• The Devil: Please stop drooling on the infernal soul transfer contract.
• Larisa: Sorry…