[0793] An Offer You Can’t Refuse

• Burglar #1: The system is up and running!
• Burglar #2: Excellent!
• Richard: HMPPPF! HMPFFF!!

• Burglar #2: We’ll come back in an hour to untie you.
• Burglar #2: Let this be a lesson to you to never disobey Mr. Nadella’s orders again!

• Sandra: Microsoft’s getting really pushy with these Windows 10 updates…